Happiness can be found in the darkest of places

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Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

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mum:
why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
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mum:
you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you

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Mr. Darcy:
hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy:
and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy:
but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy:
so call me maybe.